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Beauty and Brains

I have it all

Created on 2008-03-14 02:33:08 (#15145168), last updated 2008-03-22

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Name:	sexandgossip
Birthdate:	1959-03-18
Location:	Cardiff, United Kingdom

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This journal is part of the

marauder_rpg.

Character Name//Age: Bertha Jorkins/16
House//Year: Slytherin/ 6
Bloodline: Pure
PB: Lynsey Bartilson

Personality:

Bertha is a stupid whore who no one will sleep with.... but seriously. She tends to be judgmental and is very scatterbrained. She feels very bad for herself and is convinced that the reason people do not like her is because they are all jealous of her. However, in reality they do not like her because of her negative attitude of everything and her love of gossip. She has the ability to make the most boring truth and stretch it into the most scandalous school story.

She is constantly hitting on guys who are out of her league. This has given her a reputation of being an annoying brat.

Appearance:

She has darkish red hair, and is not the most attractive person. She is not hideous, just not from super model school. She is a bit tubby. She has a super awkward smile that makes people somewhat relieved that she is rarely happy.

History:

Bertha comes from a prominent family who secretly sells magical cosmetic products to muggles by disguising themselves as muggles and selling their products similar to Avon. Since they do not advertise the magical products the ministry has yet to crack down, thinking that the operation is innocent and having no documented evidence to prove otherwise. She is only child who has always been very spoiled by her father. Sometimes her mother would try to limit Bertha's presents but her father would ignore the protests. Her father was in Slytherin while her mother was in Hufflepuff. Her father was so excited that she made it into Slytherin he set up a 50 thousand galleon trust fund which she will recieve when she graduates.

Current Mental State:

She doesn't even think about the Voldemort issue, because she is so scatterbrained and wrapped up in her gossip. However she is very focused on one thing... BOYS! She is known as a drama queen because she will randomly burst into tears in the great hall in an effort to get attention from boys, her efforts fail her. Her teachers are also constantly fed up with her shenanigans. By shenanigans I mean drama and attitude, not like Sirius shenanigans. Slughorn likes her though, but only because her parents are so rich. This just feeds into her ego.

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